Product: Script Punch-Up
Price: $10,000

So, you want me to take your badly bruised script and whip them into fighting shape ready for the bright lights in the ring? Need something punched up with jokes, gags, sticky situations, and clever little plot resolutions? You've come to the right place. Send it right over after swiping your credit card and you'll receive a full punch-up within one month that will knock your socks off!  And if you are not wearing socks, it will make you sit down and put some socks on!  Thank you for your order, please continue your check-out process!