Spaceflight with author Kevin Salveson + Books and DVDs
Cos:$700,000

Purchase of this item entitles buyer to a rich cornucopia of all the Extablisment delights that regularly fall out of our horn o plenty, plus a spaceflight.

1. One flight in space with Author Kevin James Salveson.  (A third Party provider will be contracted to service this part of the offer).

2. All DVDs and books in signed first editions available on our site will be bundled into a grand package and delivered to your door by exotic animal of some kind, preferably an ostrich.

This is an unbeatable deal.  Limited engagement, so act now!