This album of 12 songs by Kevin James Salveson is an exclusive.  Only one copy has been recorded and pressed of this music. It constitutes the alchemy of a lifetime's worth of work. It is the culmination of one man's singular life on earth, the gilded golden sarcophagus within the shrine which will outlive him. It is comparable to a painting in the the Norton Simon. 

The initial price was the titular one million dollars. Since then, inflation and market forces have pushed the value higher. The album also comes with a box of gourmet cupcakes for the purchaser which will personally be baked by the artist himself. 

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